Marie’s favourite characters ever ever - Barney Stinson [How I Met Your Mother]

‘WE ARE INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS MEN.’ ‘There is nothing in the rules that says I have to be subjected to this kind of psychological torture. You can slap my face, but you cannot slap my mind!’ ‘When i get sick, i STOP being sick and start being awesome instead. True story.’ ‘Because if you were going to be some lame, suburban Dad…why couldnt you have been that for me?’ ‘Let’s see how Blah Blah’s doing on the hot/crazy scale. She started the night here, but as the night progressed, she has gotten crazier, but she hasn’t gotten any hotter, and she has drifted past the Vicky Mendoza diagonal and getting dangerously close to the Shelly Galezby area. Another girl I dated. She gained ten pounds and tried to kill me with a brick.’

(Source: nosuchthingas-werewolves, via igocampinginsecret)